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		<title>Over a million people may have accidentally &#8216;liked&#8217; a covert EDL Facebook page (Telegraph blog)</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 23 May 2013 10:32:14 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Since the Woolwich attack, far-Right groups like the English Defence League (EDL) have hugely magnified their presence online, in an effort to harness public anger. This has largely been successful; their Facebook page has received thousands of new &#8220;likes&#8221;, and their Twitter account has garnered many new followers. However, it is possible that they are also [...]]]></description>
				<content:encoded><![CDATA[<!-- Start Shareaholic LikeButtonSetTop Automatic --><!-- End Shareaholic LikeButtonSetTop Automatic --><p><a href="http://www.jakewallissimons.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/english_1751336c.jpg"><img class="alignleft size-thumbnail wp-image-5555" alt="" src="http://www.jakewallissimons.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/english_1751336c-150x150.jpg" width="150" height="150" /></a>Since the Woolwich attack, far-Right groups like the English Defence League (EDL) have <a href="http://blogs.telegraph.co.uk/news/jakewallissimons/100218266/the-far-right-edl-is-using-twitter-and-facebook-to-exploit-the-woolwich-terrorist-attack/">hugely magnified their presence online</a>, in an effort to harness public anger. This has largely been successful; their Facebook page has received thousands of new &#8220;likes&#8221;, and their Twitter account has garnered many new followers.</p>
<p>However, it is possible that they are also using covert means. A Facebook page entitled <a href="https://www.facebook.com/pages/RIP-Woolwich-Soldier/136706656523601" target="_blank">RIP Woolwich Soldier</a> has sprung up, and so far has accumulated 1.1 million &#8220;likes&#8221;. Some of my friends have &#8220;liked&#8221; it, and probably some of yours. There is no hard-and-fast evidence that this page is actually run by the EDL. However, there are various indications that this may be so.</p>
<p>For one thing, the design of the page, which is heavily dominated by a shimmering Union Flag, is very similar to the official EDL Facebook page.</p>
<p>Moreover, the first post on the page was &#8220;Time for the people who want to be apart of Britain to stand up against those who want to destroy us!&#8221; Not only does this seem to be of a piece with your average typical EDL call to arms, both in tone and in substance, but it also contains a prominent typo, which has emerged as the fingerprint of the EDL (recent examples include &#8220;respect are country speak English&#8221; and &#8220;never submit to Aslan&#8221;, rather than &#8220;Islam&#8221;).</p>
<p>Most significantly, the first organisation that the &#8220;RIP Woolwich Soldier&#8221; page &#8220;liked&#8221; was the official page of the English Defence League. <a href="http://blogs.telegraph.co.uk/news/jakewallissimons/100218409/over-a-million-people-may-have-accidentally-liked-a-covert-edl-facebook-page/" target="_blank">Continue reading on the Telegraph website</a></p>
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		<title>The far-Right EDL is using Twitter and Facebook to exploit the Woolwich terrorist attack (Telegraph blog)</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 22 May 2013 22:01:11 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[In the immediate aftermath of the tragic attack in Woolwich, one would assume that the matter would be trending massively on Twitter. Instead, however, the hashtag #woolwich has had an erratic presence in the top 10 most popular terms. For much of the evening, it was absent altogether. Instead, for a while the phrase &#8220;Allahu [...]]]></description>
				<content:encoded><![CDATA[<!-- Start Shareaholic LikeButtonSetTop Automatic --><!-- End Shareaholic LikeButtonSetTop Automatic --><p><a href="http://www.jakewallissimons.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/Screen-shot-2011-02-15-at-10.51.582-419x288.png"><img class="alignleft size-thumbnail wp-image-5551" alt="" src="http://www.jakewallissimons.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/Screen-shot-2011-02-15-at-10.51.582-419x288-150x150.png" width="150" height="150" /></a>In the immediate aftermath of the tragic attack in Woolwich, one would assume that the matter would be trending massively on Twitter. Instead, however, the hashtag #woolwich has had an erratic presence in the top 10 most popular terms. For much of the evening, it was absent altogether.</p>
<p>Instead, for a while the phrase &#8220;Allahu Akhbar&#8221; was trending, due to a frenzied discussion about whether the suspects shouted the phrase or not. More significantly, firmly in the top five has been &#8220;EDL&#8221;, which stands for the English Defence League, who, led by Tommy Robinson, have been <a href="http://www.itv.com/news/story/2013-05-22/woolwich-police-incident/#around-40-edl-members-run-at-police-in-woolwich_207100" target="_blank">fighting the police in Woolwich</a>.</p>
<p>There could be no clearer demonstration of the nature of terrorist attacks. Horrendous as it was, the attack was on a relatively small scale, mercifully claiming only one victim. Yet the societal impact it has created has been huge, and it is only just beginning. Political and community leaders across the board are appealing for calm. Yet there are many groups who care nothing for this; they exist in a state of perpetual febrility, gunpowder waiting for a spark.</p>
<p>Since the attack, the English Defence League&#8217;s Twitter account has gone into overdrive. Whereas it normally tweets only a few times a day, it has been tweeting every few minutes. The account has accumulated large amounts of new followers, and the EDL Facebook page has received thousands of new &#8220;likes&#8221;. <a href="http://blogs.telegraph.co.uk/news/jakewallissimons/100218266/the-far-right-edl-is-using-twitter-and-facebook-to-exploit-the-woolwich-terrorist-attack/" target="_blank">Continue reading on the Telegraph website</a></p>
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		<title>Chelsea Flower Show 2013: &#8216;I think the Queen knew we would win&#8217; (Telegraph Chelsea Flower Show sketch)</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 22 May 2013 15:24:24 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I am standing in the middle of a spherical glass-and-steel structure, 12 foot off the ground. And I am receiving a bear-hug from an Australian. &#8220;I&#8217;m so happy, I&#8217;m so happy, I&#8217;m so happy,&#8221; he says, clapping me repeatedly on the back. &#8220;I can&#8217;t believe it, I&#8217;m so happy, I&#8217;m so happy.&#8221; When he finally [...]]]></description>
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<p><a href="http://www.jakewallissimons.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/CHELSEA_2569031b.jpg"><img class="alignleft size-thumbnail wp-image-5545" alt="CHELSEA_2569031b" src="http://www.jakewallissimons.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/CHELSEA_2569031b-150x150.jpg" width="150" height="150" /></a>I am standing in the middle of a spherical glass-and-steel structure, 12 foot off the ground. And I am receiving a bear-hug from an Australian.</p>
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<p>&#8220;I&#8217;m so happy, I&#8217;m so happy, I&#8217;m so happy,&#8221; he says, clapping me repeatedly on the back. &#8220;I can&#8217;t believe it, I&#8217;m so happy, I&#8217;m so happy.&#8221; When he finally releases his grasp, tears are glinting in his eyes.</p>
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<p>He has a reason to be so ecstatic. This is Phillip Johnson, the 38-year-old, curly-haired, fresh-faced designer of the TrailfindersGarden, which yesterday was named at the Best in Show. He has just taken a phone call from the Australian authorities, who invited him to create a permanent installation in his hometown, Victoria, to commemorate this famous victory.</p>
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<p>&#8220;It&#8217;s been such a tough journey,&#8221; Phillip continues, trying to compose himself. &#8220;In the beginning nobody believed in our vision of sustainability, and getting humanity back to nature. We were like a voice in the wilderness. And now this.&#8221; He gestures with his hand. Through the triangular windows of the sphere, adoring crowds can be seen clustering around his garden, their upturned faces watching his every move. &#8220;I never dreamed it was possible,&#8221; he says. &#8220;An Australian hasn&#8217;t won Best in Show for 100 years.&#8221;</p>
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<p>Nobody saw the Aussie triumph coming. Nobody, that is, except Her Majesty the Queen. Amid deep breaths and beaming smiles, Philip tells me the story. <a href="http://www.telegraph.co.uk/gardening/chelseaflowershow/10073313/Chelsea-Flower-Show-2013-I-think-the-Queen-knew-we-would-win.html" target="_blank">Continue reading on the Telegraph website</a></p>
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		<title>Ukip are poised to out-poll the Tories. Is this the tipping point? (Telegraph blog)</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 21 May 2013 10:43:05 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Now that the same-sex marriage bill has been passed, the Cameroons will be breathing a sigh of relief. They will be hoping to put the whole issue behind them, at least for a while. What they fail to recognise, however, is that yesterday&#8217;s farcical events have continued to hand political capital to Ukip. From the [...]]]></description>
				<content:encoded><![CDATA[<!-- Start Shareaholic LikeButtonSetTop Automatic --><!-- End Shareaholic LikeButtonSetTop Automatic --><p><a href="http://www.jakewallissimons.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/NigelFarage_2544196c.jpg"><img class="alignleft size-thumbnail wp-image-5540" alt="" src="http://www.jakewallissimons.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/NigelFarage_2544196c-150x150.jpg" width="150" height="150" /></a>Now that the same-sex marriage bill has been passed, the Cameroons will be breathing a sigh of relief. They will be hoping to put the whole issue behind them, at least for a while. What they fail to recognise, however, is that yesterday&#8217;s farcical events have continued to hand political capital to Ukip.</p>
<p>From the Prime Minister&#8217;s point of view, crusading on equal marriage is a way of furthering the modernisation of the Tory party and increasing its appeal to a younger generation of voters. But the youngest generation tend to view the issue with bemusement. They instinctively believe that gay marriage should be legalised, can&#8217;t understand why the politicians are making such a fuss about it, and don&#8217;t bother to vote anyway (even if they did, it wouldn&#8217;t be for the Conservatives).</p>
<p>For the middle generation, however, two points will be abundantly clear. Firstly, the Tory party is horribly divided: a recent poll suggests that 70 per cent of the public share this perception. Secondly, that the whole episode is just another example of here-we-go-round-the-mulberry-<wbr />bush hijinx in the Westminster village, which Lord Ashcroft pithily called a &#8220;spiral of irrelevance&#8221;.</p>
<p>When viewed from the outside, last night was a farce. The Cameron camp joined with Labour and the Lib Dems to head off a cynical amendment from the Tory backbenches, on condition that <em>the same amendment</em> – which Labour and the Lib Dems fundamentally support – is rehashed and tabled ASAP. What? This was light years away from &#8220;conviction politics&#8221;, and the irony was that nobody even noticed. <a href="http://blogs.telegraph.co.uk/news/jakewallissimons/100217954/ukip-are-poised-to-out-poll-the-tories-is-this-the-tipping-point/" target="_blank">Continue reading on the Telegraph website</a></p>
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		<title>Chelsea Flower Show 2013: JWS interviews celebrities</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 21 May 2013 09:56:01 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Leopards: 21st Century Cats, BBC One, review (Sunday Telegraph Seven magazine)</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 18 May 2013 20:59:25 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Did you know that there are around 14,000 big cats living in India today, often within metres of humans? Did you know that Mumbai is infested with them? And did you know that in some districts they are afraid of humans, while in others they have mysteriously become man-eaters? If the answer to the above is [...]]]></description>
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<p><a href="http://www.jakewallissimons.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/leopardweb_2563485b.jpg"><img class="alignleft size-thumbnail wp-image-5528" alt="" src="http://www.jakewallissimons.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/leopardweb_2563485b-150x150.jpg" width="150" height="150" /></a>Did you know that there are around 14,000 big cats living in India today, often within metres of humans? Did you know that <a href="http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/asia/india/9945990/Leopards-are-the-new-urban-foxes-in-India.html"><strong>Mumbai is infested with them</strong></a>? And did you know that in some districts they are afraid of humans, while in others they have mysteriously become man-eaters?</p>
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<p>If the answer to the above is no, you must have missed <i>Leopards: 21st Century Cats</i> (Friday, BBC Two). I didn’t. I was gripped.</p>
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<p>The presenter, the wonderfully named Romulus Whitaker, one of India’s leading conservationists, kicked things off by relating the tale of how his dog was dragged off and killed by a leopard at his home in southern India. From there he went on the hunt, travelling across India to try to work out why some leopards turn bad.</p>
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<p>At one point, he tested the tameness of a leopard by advancing, unarmed and in full view, until he was within metres of the animal. Stick that in your pipe and smoke it, Attenborough. <a href="http://www.telegraph.co.uk/culture/tvandradio/tv-and-radio-reviews/10059123/Leopards-21st-Century-Cats-BBC-One-review.html" target="_blank">Continue reading on the Telegraph website</a></p>
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		<title>Frankie, BBC One, review (Sunday Telegraph Seven magazine)</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 17 May 2013 16:59:53 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Nurse telly can be good, really good. Take Getting On, the BBC Four sitcom starring Jo Brand, which was set in a hospital ward. As Clive James has noted: “behind the unflinching realism, the stories are touchingly humane”. Or take US drama Nurse Jackie. Hard-hitting and darkly comic, it wound you in like a catheter. [...]]]></description>
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<p><a href="http://www.jakewallissimons.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/frankie_2562676b.jpg"><img class="alignleft size-thumbnail wp-image-5521" alt="" src="http://www.jakewallissimons.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/frankie_2562676b-150x150.jpg" width="150" height="150" /></a>Nurse telly can be good, really good. Take Getting On, the BBC Four sitcom starring Jo Brand, which was set in a hospital ward. As Clive James has noted: “behind the unflinching realism, the stories are touchingly humane”. Or take US drama Nurse Jackie. Hard-hitting and darkly comic, it wound you in like a catheter. Take, even, <a href="http://www.telegraph.co.uk/culture/tvandradio/9912449/Call-the-Midwife-series-two-episode-eight-review.html"><strong>Call the Midwife</strong></a>. Not profound, perhaps. But charming, and at times affecting.</p>
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<p><a href="http://www.telegraph.co.uk/culture/tvandradio/10043516/Frankie-District-nursing-gets-the-Call-the-Midwife-treatment.html"><strong>Frankie</strong></a>, while borrowing elements from all of these shows, ultimately failed to deliver. The six-part drama was written by Lucy Gannon of Soldier Soldier fame and, OK, it was a mid-brow piece of fluffy entertainment. But the subject matter was the NHS, and issues such as men with dementia and seven-year-old girls in cardiac arrest, so the flimsiness of the characterisation and cheap-and-cheerful plotting felt woefully inadequate. <a href="http://www.telegraph.co.uk/culture/tvandradio/10057232/Frankie-BBC-One-review.html" target="_blank">Continue reading on the Telegraph website</a></p>
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		<title>Diane Abbott&#8217;s confused attack on men (Telegraph blog)</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 17 May 2013 14:05:49 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[In a speech to the think-tank Demos, Dianne Abbott, the female Labour MP, has given a horrendously matronising and ham-fisted speech entitled &#8220;Britain&#8217;s crisis of masculinity&#8221;. Britain, she suggested, is in danger of having &#8220;a generation of British men without realistic heroes&#8221;, of becoming &#8220;a nation of atomised, lonely, entrepreneurial boys, who often have lives without meaning&#8221;. In the [...]]]></description>
				<content:encoded><![CDATA[<!-- Start Shareaholic LikeButtonSetTop Automatic --><!-- End Shareaholic LikeButtonSetTop Automatic --><p><a href="http://www.jakewallissimons.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/Diane-Abbott_1641032c-1.jpg"><img class="alignleft size-thumbnail wp-image-5516" alt="" src="http://www.jakewallissimons.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/Diane-Abbott_1641032c-1-150x150.jpg" width="150" height="150" /></a>In a <a href="http://www.demos.co.uk/files/DianeAbbottspeech16May2013.pdf" target="_blank">speech to the think-tank Demos</a>, Dianne Abbott, the female Labour MP, has given a horrendously matronising and ham-fisted speech entitled &#8220;Britain&#8217;s crisis of masculinity&#8221;.</p>
<p>Britain, she suggested, is in danger of having &#8220;a generation of British men without realistic heroes&#8221;, of becoming &#8220;a nation of atomised, lonely, entrepreneurial boys, who often have lives without meaning&#8221;.</p>
<p>In the past, she said, what &#8220;made&#8221; a British man was &#8220;earning, providing and belonging&#8221;. These days, it has &#8220;melted into taking, owning and consuming&#8221;.</p>
<p>This was a Frankenstein&#8217;s monster of unsubstantiated and malicious generalisations (&#8220;I think that we’re seeing the rise of a ‘Viagra and Jack Daniels culture’&#8221;); disembodied statistics (&#8220;men are 56 per cent more likely to develop [cancer] and 67 per cent more likely to die&#8221;); simplistic historical narratives (&#8220;rapid social change has left many British men … caught between the “stiff-upper lip” approach of previous generations and today’s cultural tornado of male cosmetics&#8221;) and whiny, empty hand-wringing (&#8220;I’m particularly troubled by a culture of hyper-masculinity&#8221;).</p>
<p>Did it put forward any serious solutions? Did it heck. Ultimately, it was a neat showcase of everything that is wrong with Miliband Labour.</p>
<p>One thing, however, was as clear as a bell. Diane Abbott – as a self-proclaimed &#8220;single mother&#8221; – really doesn&#8217;t rate men.</p>
<p>&#8220;Look into the eyes of many of the troubled and often unhealthy young men leaving school early,&#8221; she said, &#8220;who are at one with anthems of hyper-masculinised music lyrics, and YouTube clips of bullying. Look into the eyes of many of the men sitting in the cubicles of bureaucratic English offices, with a disintegrating family life. Look into the eyes of men sitting in the plush offices of the top City firms, with little of note to show for it but a nice car and often shallow relationships. Do you see clear sense of pride?&#8221;</p>
<p>Um, how to answer that one? Talk about <em>petitio principii</em>. What about she looks into the eyes of the millions of sweet men and boys who have successful family lives, who are working hard and well at their jobs, and who are, on the whole, pretty happy? <a href="http://blogs.telegraph.co.uk/news/jakewallissimons/100217446/diane-abbotts-confused-attack-on-men/" target="_blank">Continue reading on the Telegraph website</a></p>
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		<title>Fake &#8216;viral videos&#8217; revealed (Telegraph blog)</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 15 May 2013 10:42:40 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Like 10 million other internet users, I found this &#8220;Pumpcast News&#8221; viral video, produced by the cult American television programme The Tonight Show, both hilarious and inspiring. Hilarious, because – well, just because. And inspiring because of the unalloyed joie de vivre and presence of mind demonstrated by the couple after being caught unawares. If [...]]]></description>
				<content:encoded><![CDATA[<!-- Start Shareaholic LikeButtonSetTop Automatic --><!-- End Shareaholic LikeButtonSetTop Automatic --><p><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&amp;v=ZNM0ENUCO5I"><img class="alignleft size-thumbnail wp-image-5512" alt="" src="http://www.jakewallissimons.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/tnt_lf_pumpcast-150x150.jpg" width="150" height="150" /></a>Like 10 million other internet users, I found this &#8220;Pumpcast News&#8221; viral video, produced by the cult American television programme The Tonight Show, both hilarious and inspiring. Hilarious, because – well, just because. And inspiring because of the unalloyed joie de vivre and presence of mind demonstrated by the couple after being caught unawares.</p>
<p>If you haven&#8217;t got time to watch the clip (and I heartily recommend that you do), here&#8217;s a brief synopsis: Normal petrol station in Burbank, California. A man and wife are about to fill their car with &#8220;gas&#8221; when the screen on the pump comes alive and a news anchor – played by Tim Stack – starts speaking to them. In exchange for free petrol, they perform impromptu performances of Bon Jovi&#8217;s Livin&#8217; On A Prayer, and the Eurythmics&#8217; Sweet Dreams (Are Made Of This). Their cheeriness, good humour, and freedom from inhibition, has captured the hearts of the nation and the world.</p>
<p>Sadly, however – look away now if you&#8217;d prefer not to have the dream shattered – it is looking very likely that the thing was a set-up. Two years ago, the Tonight Show aired another Pumpcast News segment. It featured one of the same actors (yes, they are both trained actors). She was at the same petrol station; driving the same car; and was even wearing the same trousers. To watch that video, visit <a href="http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/viral-video/actors-star-in-tonight-show-viral-video-6758492" target="_blank">the Smoking Gun website</a>, which broke the story.</p>
<p>When confronted with the footage, the actor, Monifa Sims, suggested that it was mere coincidence. &#8220;When it happened again, I said, &#8216;I cannot believe it!&#8217;&#8221; she said. She also claimed that neither she nor her husband had watched her 2011 appearance (&#8220;I&#8217;m not glued to my TV at night&#8221;). This seems to be contradicted by posts that she left on her Facebook page at the time, when she wrote &#8220;Don&#8217;t forget to chck me out on Jay Leno tonight! Let the laughter begin!!!&#8221; and, later, &#8220;Jay Leno was HILARIOUS!&#8221;</p>
<p>In retrospect, it is rather obvious. The two actors react with just a little too much poise and aplomb. And the way the conversation between them and the &#8220;anchor&#8221; developed, starting with the male actor singing to himself and progressing to both actors performing a duet, seemed a bit, well, scripted. <a href="http://blogs.telegraph.co.uk/news/jakewallissimons/100216961/fake-viral-videos-revealed/" target="_blank">Continue reading on the Telegraph website</a></p>
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		<title>In praise of follies (Sunday Telegraph)</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 14 May 2013 15:20:46 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[They say an Englishman’s home is his castle. Christopher Joll, 64, who writes and directs the British Military Tournament, has always taken this adage seriously. In 2001, he finally realised his long-standing ambition and bought an 18th-century folly in Shropshire. Its name: Sham Castle. “In the 1900s it was known as Black Dick’s Castle, after [...]]]></description>
				<content:encoded><![CDATA[<!-- Start Shareaholic LikeButtonSetTop Automatic --><!-- End Shareaholic LikeButtonSetTop Automatic --><div><a href="http://www.jakewallissimons.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/SLfollies1_2561315c.jpg"><img class="alignleft size-thumbnail wp-image-5502" alt="" src="http://www.jakewallissimons.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/SLfollies1_2561315c-150x150.jpg" width="150" height="150" /></a>They say an Englishman’s home is his castle. Christopher Joll, 64, who writes and directs the British Military Tournament, has always taken this adage seriously. In 2001, he finally realised his long-standing ambition and bought an 18th-century folly in Shropshire. Its name: Sham Castle.</div>
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<p>“In the 1900s it was known as Black Dick’s Castle, after a local highwayman,” he says. “Later it was called Keeper’s Tower, as the keeper of the estate lived here. But I like Sham Castle. It has a light-hearted feel, which is the spirit of the folly.”</p>
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<p>Sham Castle was built in the late 1700s by Sir Edward Smythe, a local squire whose niece, Maria Fitzherbert, married George IV. Principally, it houses a hugely ornate music chamber; the family used to promenade there in the summer and be entertained with small concerts. When Christopher bought the folly, intricate plasterwork featuring musical instruments still survived on the ceiling. But it had been allowed to fall into woeful state. Even parts of the roof had fallen in.</p>
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<p>In the mid-Eighties, the building had been purchased by a local philanthropist for £1 and renovated, but in a “rather ham-fisted way” involving “chipboard flooring and nasty carpets”. Christopher had a big job on his hands. <a href="http://www.telegraph.co.uk/property/periodproperty/10053611/In-praise-of-follies.html" target="_blank">Continue reading on the Telegraph website</a></p>
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